Could you believe it?! Yet another Call of Duty game! Developed by Sledgehammer Games! Published by Square Enix! Oh look that rating says 4/5 it must be great, new and fantastic! Oh wait whats that the other review gave them a 6/10, huh it must of been a mistake. That was the last thing little Tommy said before he went and bought Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Just another perfectly innocent boy dragged down into 'sniping' and 'trick-shotting', just another soul turned demonic and rude by the witches I mean developers of Call of Duty.
That's right as you can tell from the first paragraph this probably isn't going to be a review with bunnies and A+'s no its going to be a review to attempt to stop the everyday person from buying the new CoD game. To begin the hate, well not as much hate as I would give to some of the other CoD titles because Advanced Warfare does even if they are minuscule have some new features. Ughhh something about saying that just doesn't feel right.
So without further a due we will will begin with game-play, same old same old for most of it but I guess Sledgehammer did try with giving updates through a hologram on your gun. They also added laser and energy weapons so now your bullets look a bit different but I still think they need to work on the attributes of the different weaponry. And to conclude all the new stuff, they bought an actor to not just voice over but appear in the game.
So uhhh where to we go now? I mean we got past everything new, I might as well go and play CoD 4 now. Oh that's right don't forget about shoot shoot bang banging up Atlas and 'quick-scoping' people on multi-player. Yeah have 'fun' with that.
Just a reminder before you get your rage pants on remember these facts.
1. Don't talk about fight club
2. Everything I've said is in my opinion
3. You're not old enough to be playing CoD
P for Please no quick-scope
6/10
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